Watching television can be fun, but it sure does take time– time that you likely no longer have in the fast-paced world of today. Instead of laboriously tracking the output of the frighteningly prolific island nation known as Japan, we now provide this exquisitely-curated service to give you the main idea of everything that happened in the programs called “anime” this week. Now you can spend all that extra time mowing the grass, painting your Battletech figures, or bonding with the reincarnated, gender-swapped racing stallion of your choice.
This Week in Anime:
- Some bowling fans got really, really pissed off.
2. Someone had to put a blazing hot angel vagina soul cube back into a 180 meter tall blonde; it helped a lot. BITCH.
3. Some bitches decided that it was a guy’s responsibility to solve all their problems for them for no apparent reason.
4. This lady told a sad story, and every person who ever hurt her must absolutely DIE immediately in a FUCKING FIRE.
5. Dennis and Atelier met a nice girl named Henrietta. Henrietta went to a dungeon and killed some monsters: it was chill, absolutely nothing happened, everything is fine, nothing to see here.
6. An octopus from outer space bludgeoned a nine-year-old girl to death with a digital camera and then used alien technology to recreate her body, but the really pressing concern is that nobody got to eat these absolutely delectable looking pancakes.
7. A giant worm monster sent out psychic waves that caused people to kill themselves, however a sad child ghost who also emitted psychic waves to make people kill themselves showed up, and the two of them canceled each other out because that’s the way physics works, obviously. Also, the psychic girl got covered in Tang.
8. In 1910, these two are about to do it like bunnies.
9. Deep in the mountains, a normal man is presented with a challenge: Spend the night with the most annoying woman who has ever lived while still remaining a perfect gentleman.
10. Also in the mountains, there’s some nonsense going on with vampires who suck soul energy, but the important thing is that Nico finally gets out of those freakin’ grandma dresses she always wears.
11. A master artisan in a bunny suit offers his body to a hairdresser in order to protect his bunny-suited girlfriend, but it’s a false alarm. Later on, they go to an aquarium and even the damned fish want them to just get married already.
12. Finally, it was Lesbian Babysitting Day! One lucky lesbian was even initiated into a cult.
I hope you’ve enjoyed these updates from the wonderful world of Japanimation. See you next week!
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